A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.
Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.
THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!
Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
What defines a crush? Is a crush “low” on the “scale of love”? Is it below or at the same level as “liking”?
Let’s say it’s lower. Let’s say the Scale of Love goes like this:
“hey, that person is of the gender I’m attracted to”
“Boooooooooooooooooobs” (or another variation, if attracted to males.)
“Physical attraction due to specific qualities”
“Crush”
“Like”
“Totally in like”
“Love”
“Totally in love”
“Obsessed”
“Die with me so we can be together forever and ever and ever and ever, etc.”
Would that, you think, be an appropriate viewing of the Scale of Love?
It’s been a while since I last posted. If I recall correctly, the last time I posted was sometime in 2009 (or early 2010). A lot has happened in that time. I’ve been in and out of an entire relationship since then. And now the cycle has almost reached the start again. But it’s a little different this time.
I like somebody. No, I guess you could say it’s a level higher than that. I’m “in like” with somebody. Somebody my friends will all know. Some may even be shocked.
And yet, I must save the name for now. I do not think it is fair to her for me to be going about and telling everybody that I like her, only for the words to reach her ears. It would be…unfavorable.
More than anything else, though, I’m concerned. I wonder who will be hurt by this “in like”. Rather, it’s not a question of “who”, but of “how much”. My hope is for “none”, but…well, my hopes rarely become reality.
here’s hoping this post doesn’t reach the wrong eyes.
-hayden
P.S. The h key is still broken, so the lowercase “h”s must be tolerated. My apologies.
