A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.

Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.

THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!

Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.

 

my mom

was just this morning cleared completely of HPV and officially declassified as high at risk for cervical cancer.

you have no idea how happy i am right now.

okay i was super productive today after my complete nervous breakdown.

  • folded laundry/organized drawers
  • did SO MUCH CHINESE HOMEWORK. seriously guys. 5 pages and 15 notecards. so much.
  • read a chapter of psychology
  • DID ALL OF MY DISHES.
  • hit my word count for the day for nanowrimo
  • cleaned my desk

and now i am going to pack my bag for seattle, because i am leaving tomorrow morning! :o night fools!

today i had a nervous breakdown for the first time since sophomore year of high school.

and it was just as much fun as i remember.

which incidentally was not much fun at all.

no more classes today. i’m going to take a hot shower and do my laundry. i have a lot of work to do before tomorrow and i realize that the only real way i’m going to calm down is by doing it.

Sometimes I regret taking Mondays.

But alas, here I am. I felt very inspired yesterday, and was more than willing to post, but instead I will sit here pretending to work, being threatened by my dad, and just type nonsensically whatever pops into my head.

By the time I post again, Valentine’s Day will have come and gone. I am hesitant to get a gift for this occasion, as it seems that that is what is expected of me to do. I have a gift on hold, something I’ve been in the habit of doing, where in the event I DO feel like getting something, I have something on standby. We’ll see how good I feel after a week of rehearsal.

Really, I shouldn’t be complaining. Sports are much tougher, but its something mental about 4 days a week of rehearsal that gets to me. Thats only about 6 hours. But perhaps its the nervousness, the anxiety, the joy, and shock of acting that causes such a loss of energy. Maybe its this elusive “senioritis.” Who knows? Certainly not the licensed medical professional who told my mother I was on drugs last year.

So I’ve spent 122 hours with Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift, which is nearing my personal record of 133 hours with Pokemon Emerald. The game is mysteriously enticing, despite being too easy, slow-paced, and geared for special children. I find myself coming back to it for no apparent reason, and actually enjoying it at the same time. Just another one of life’s misery.

My dad said hes going to buy Mass Effect 2 for me, and actually let me play it over break! He emphasized that last part, if only to flaunt his godly powers of control. Of course, I must scratch his proverbial back, and complete an ‘obligation’ for something I really have no interest in.

But enough about that. The only thing I really want is everyone to watch this: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/there-will-be-brawl/496-Episode-One

~Sean

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