A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.
Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.
THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!
Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So the other night, one of my roommates (I’m in a triple) Alan just kinda packed most of his stuff up and left. HE refused to tell Michael (my other roommate) and I where he was going, or what the fuck was happening. He took a lot of his clothes and his bedsheets, so it looks like he won’t be staying here in the dorms for the rest of the week. My guess is that this is for his frat, which to be honest sounds really weird.
He was apparently spotted by other people on my floor standing in the middle of a bike path under a bridge just staring at the ground.
Well…I guess for the time being I’m living in a double now. Very tempted to borrow his PS3 and his TV for the break. And maybe for the time being remove the bottom bed in our bunk (his bed) and replace it with a couch from the floor lounge.
Anyways, about to start reviewing for my chem midterm, which is later in the evening. Fuck.
