A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.

Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.

THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!

Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.

 

DRD Ski Trip in Tahoe

  • Stuffed into the middle seat (bitch seat) for a 3 hour car ride with several bags sitting on top of me. Donny needs to learn how to fold his sleeping bag, I barely had any leg room.
  • Squeezing near 40 people into a cabin with a max occupancy of 11. The cabin/house itself was actually really nice and spacious though. Besides, I’m used to living in cramped conditions.
  • Two shower heads in the same shower for twice the clean-ness?

  • Watched Zoolander again. That movie gets funnier everything I see it.
  • Woke up to the upperclassmen making eggs and bacon before running out into the backyard to frolic in the snow. I didn’t actually go skiing or snowboarding despite the title of the trip. Too much $$$ that I don’t have :[
  • Witnessed several hardcore snowball fights and wrestling matches. Took at least 5 guys to take Fred down.
  • Donny is a very sexy snow mermaid. I mean merman.
  • Quizzing Donny for his classical art midterm.
  • The afternoon was definitely defined by people playing tetris and Donny playing Maple Story. Pretty laid-back.

  • Played Taboo, and lost. Luckily, Dale (our appointed team captain) took the fall and had to eat a spoonful of bacon fat saved from the morning’s breakfast. 
  • DRD Talent show. ACAF/FACA Tai Chi, Donny’s amazing hair, Kasey’s dancing, Eddie’s Vietnamese martial arts, Bruce, John and Jason’s light shows and of course, Jacson’s magic tricks. It was very entertaining.
  • Craniummmmm and the backhand high-five. We so fly. 
  • DAMN WHAT A SEXY FISH
  • Asian glow. Drank a little bit too much too fast. Lesson learned.
  • Watched most of 500 Days of Summer (only interrupted by several trips to the bathroom, see above bullet point) 
  • Epic snowball fight in the field in front of the house.
  • Snow Totoros with Kristen (KERstin)

  • Very large snow penis, which after collapsing became a large snow-slide. You cannot ignore my girth.
  • For dinner that night we drove to Harrah’s hotel/resort over the Nevada border to eat at a massive buffet. Yay freshman table.

  • Playing the “sugar game” with Derrek and Bruce. Eating Sweet-N-Low packets is kinda disgusting.
  • YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO CALL YOURSELF AN ARCADE IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE JURASSIC PARK GAME. Okay well they did but it was broken. Shame on them. Sandy was crushed.
  • Watching people beast it up at the “Jumpin’ Jackpot” game and DDR
  • Combined DRD won 647 tickets, and used 500 of them to get another 20 game tokens in the hopes that they could win more at the Jumpin’ Jackpots
  • Despite Jesse’s and Bruce’s best efforts, we only won another 100 tickets (spent 500, won 100 or so back).
  • Won a whoopie cushion and inflatable hammer for our “success”
  • Learned how to play Mahjong from Ryan. Yay, I’m now that much more Asian.
  • Woke up, packed and left, but not before taking a “fuzzy hat” picture with Kristen and Derrick and several team shots. My feet got cold.

  • My computer is getting pretty hot so I’ll give it a rest, but to wrap it up, I’m really glad that I had the chance to go on this trip. I bonded with a lot of the team and mostly the other freshmen on the team. Joining DRD was a great idea. 
  • Hopefully I will have plenty of other stories to tell soon :]

Just in case you haven’t already seen this picture, I just thought I would leave it there. It makes me happy to look at it.

- Tomio