A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.

Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.

THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!

Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.

 

i feel so much better now.

“not to be sappy but i just want you to know that i care a great deal about you and if you ever need to talk about anything you can talk to me if you want.”

and i’m inclined to be doubtful, but the seriousness with which he spoke and regarded everything i was saying to him instead of the typical eye roll i’m used to makes me second guess myself. 

and i’m just so glad now.

he helped me to realize that i don’t miss him. i miss what he did for me- listening and making me laugh and just always being there when i needed someone because he always came through. but the way he dealt with my problems wasn’t the right way at all.

and he said something along the lines of, 

“No. What you needed was someone to support you and be there for you and his way of helping was leaving. And that’s not okay. That’s the exact opposite of what you needed.”

and he’s right.

and that’s what i’ve been saying to him all along.

and the fact that he recognized what i want without me having to say it outright gives me hope.

it gives me so much hope

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