A collection of the most horrifying thoughts to ever be thought.

Eclectic Eccentrics is the collective works of a group of escaped mental patients whose varied personalities (some of them have multiple) brought them to the attention of enterprising circus mogel Petticus Mondue. Mondue, who lost most of his brain matter in a tragic spork incident, made our favorite Eccentrics into famous sideshow midget wrestlers. When the Midget Protection Act of 1997 thrust Petticus into bankruptcy and off of a high-rise building, the Eccentrics consequently established a band of roving minstrels known as “The Globetrotters”. Due to copyright infringement, this didn’t last long. After another short stint living behind a daycare feeding off of broken crayons and shattered dreams, they finally discovered the internet, where they live today, always watching for injustice. If there is a right that is wronged, they will be there. If there is trouble, they will be there. If the day needs to be saved, they will be there.

THEY ARE- THE ECLECTIC ECCENTRICS!

Yes, the same Eclectic Eccentrics from wordpress, just with a shinier coat and fruitier scent.

 

Your Illustrious Guides

We are those responsible for the enlightenment you shall obtain within. We are the Eclectic Eccentrics.

TIM

SEAN

HANNAH

MASON

TOMIO

Thus far. Wish for your own name to hold its place up here, among such as these?

Then Inquire Within, and state your intentions.